40k Pick-Up Lines

Well, since 40k in general has been pretty much expunged from my daily life, that is, until I find the time, there isn’t much more for me to say about either the gaming aspect or the hobby aspect. I did play a 1500-point game a few weeks ago, but I don’t remember all of the detail and would rather not post up an incomplete battle report. As for painting and modeling, absolutely nothing has happened. I left my paints at the apartment, along with the few unpainted models I have left, and didn’t even enter a GW or LGS at any time during the last few weeks.

So, what do I have left to contribute? 40k pick-up lines! What better way to start off the new year than being an uber-geek with a few of these bad boys under your belt. Please feel free to add your own in the comments as well, and I’ll edit them into the post. For lines I get from outside sources (i.e. not my brain), I’ll provide a link. So, here goes!

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WARHAMMER 40,000 PICK-UP LINES
Tau Empire
- The procreation department doesn’t have to approve all pairings, if you catch my drift…
- You make me want to be a Kor just so I can blast off with you.
- You know what they say about the Fio? They can work wonders with their hands.
- Did you just throw a Photon Grenade at me, or is your beauty that blinding?
- My Pulse Rifle isn’t the only huge thing I carry…
- Let’s make like a pair of Kroot and get feral.
- I was a patient hunter for you, but now I’m going in for the mont’ka.
- No, I’m not a Shas, I’m an Aun! I am now using my pheromones to seduce you.
- Normally, my Devilfish holds twelve, but right now it just has space for me an you.
- (Kroot) Want to get into some close combat?
- (Vespid) My neutron blaster isn’t the only thing I can turn on.

Space Marines
- All of my organs are genetically enhanced…
- You don’t have to do it for the Emperor, but want to do it for me?
- When they said ‘Humanity’s Finest,’ they were really just referring to me.
- I can go without rest for days on end… while fighting off an Ork infestation.
- You know, I’m naked under my MK7 Power Armor.

Imperial Guard
- I am your superior officer, so you must ‘Go to Ground’ with me.
- I’m more lethal than these lasguns.
- There might be thousands in this regiment, but I only have eyes for you.
- I’d jump from a Valkyrie without a grav-chute just to be with you.
- Here are the orders from the Commissar, and you know we can’t disobey those orders.

Tyranids
- Looks like we’re out of synapse range… Ready to resort to instinctive behavior?